Funny Home Remedies

Our cousin Delinda sent us these very funny 'home remedies.' They made me laugh, so I thought I would share them all my blogging friends. And just in case any of those people whom warning labels were created for happen across my blog and read this post:

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

This blog and writer will not be held responsible for any injury and/or other problems caused by someone actually doing one of the below suggestion that were just meant for laughs, including someone dying laughing at the misfortune of the unfortunate one who does one of the below suggestions that was just meant for laughs.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling waterdown your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else tohold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by usingthe sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleedfor a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Rememberto use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent youfrom rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snoozebutton.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life--WD-40 and duct tape. If itdoesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FORANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THESTAIRS.

Hope this brought a smile to your day. Remember, laughter burns calories and smiling causes less wrinkles than frowning!